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me and my microphone
sizzay. one man, one voice, one piece. wait, wat?
no, i don't watch japper cartoons.
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Story behind the song
had to be done at some point so, here it is :3
Lyrics
hey guys! there's a question i always wanted to ask you..
totalen krieg.mp3
this chat right here is based on f** ry
you're all not even half a man to me
so suck it up already and stop with that trollin
mention the word nazi and that sh** gets me goin
a hundred percent of the group's skin color is white
that's not up for debate because i'm always right
you try to spread fallacies all the f*** in time
but in the end we know what's up, f** s, you're inclined.
all the guys in namsla are entirely gay
but one sticks out, and he's from usa
his name is hanny, also referred to as hannyu
you know what's up, everybody loves you
you're on all the time, seems as you're not sleeping
you're afraid of the internet, thus always weeping
the reason cause you're gay is just a wee thing
have you taken a look inside your g-string?
obvious troll and his "dolphin vagina"
he was born in a zoo back in communist china
he tried to migrate but failed utterly
only words he learned, are those, so to speak.
dolphin vagina, dolphin vagina
is the only thing on his mind and
he knows he can't have it,
now there is the proof,
that he's also inclined,
but pretty able to bear it,
man, such a natural talent
is quite hard to find.
what's with all the afk guys
up in this chat,
man that's bonkers.
passively observing,
always ready to conquer
can't say sh** about them
cuz they're so empty
a little time spending
online would come in pretty handy.
but there's one little thing
that i have noticed over time
when someone mentions penis
they're suddenly back online.
and there's natesor
our economy guru
his favourite topic,
how the fed has fooled you
into believing that money was worth anything
he doesn't keep any of it around,
because of all the mischief it brings.
the sh** he drinks
is whiskey mixed up with coke
but we all know, deep down inside
he's also a queer bloke,
thus, also inclined,
an uphill gardener on a slope
who quite regularly
gets his ass poked.
what's more, mallory's also gay,
haven't you noticed her touching balls? ok,
she got the same chair as natesor,
he's namsla's chairman,
almost like terry funk, minus the chainsaw.
mallory's a camwhore, no doubt about it,
when verbally attacked always heavily guarded
by the almighty natesor and his shallow puns
when none of those work,
he pulls out the big guns
called kicking around
what gives him the opportunity,
to stand his ground.
no wait, forget that,
he's trying to impress
with what little of his manhood he got left
but who's the target, some high school kid
isn't it forbidden to tap dat young a sh** ?
in fact, it's all trolling, as if i really cared
what he and his protozoon friend ever did
there is some sh** even online he wouldn't dare
but for you to find out what it is, i would have to share.
so i'll keep it a secret and for you to guess
if i tattled that would create a huge f*** in mess.
xenophobic airport, is not a fag,
he's a f** , else he would be a cigarette
damn, this whole united kingdom is queer,
because all those words originated there
so if he says "i'm a patriot!"
we all know what's up, he's sellin his ass
for crack an sh** .
bows down for the crown, and for his bros
for him, having a dick inside
is everything but gross,
so if you should meet him in kensington gardens
he's there on the beat, turning tricks
pardon? yeah, that's what's going on
there is no denying
if i said he was straight
i would be lying.
this daedalus guy, calling me a spic
is there something this guy has to hide
such as a tiny dick?
who knows what's going on in his pants
but i knew for sure he's gay,
at first glance
so this little priss has a problem,
man, i bet it's because nobody wants him
he tried hetero, but then he tried homo
he liked male backs, all wide and hairy
because, who would have guessed,
he was a big ass fairy.
but has now switched to dogs
man, that sh** is scary.
peni
