Wizdim asked for an aussie bogan stereotypical song...so yea
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*Wog maaaaate....tell us about ya daaay!*
Well i went to the bottle-o, to get myself some piss
It's the only way i know to get away from my kids
The f*** ing little c*** s, never leave me alone
I'm just waiting for the day when they f*** ing leave home
*I know what ya meean*
I got my slab of VB and sat down in the lounge
Put the footy on and relaxed on the couch
Lit up my ciggie, Shazza asked me for a quicky
I says "not now love....CAN'T YA SEE I'M FUCKING BUSY?"
*Sheilas ay?*
She started throwing sh** , called me a bastard and a slob
I said "F*** this, i'm going over to Bob's"
When i got to Bob's house, the c*** was having a party
"Bob ya prick, throw another shrimp on the barbie"
So i'm drinking my beer, wearing my singlet and shorts
And it wouldn't be Australian without my thongs of course
The party finished so i drove the guys to the pub
Till i got kicked out for starting sh** with some mug
So i was driving back to my house, and out of the blue
In the middle of the road, was a f*** ing kangaroo
*FUCK YOU SKIPPY!*
So i thought of Wizdim, and heard his voice in my mind
"Go on Wog you aussie f*** , give that roo a fight"
I got out my car, dodged his kick, and gave the c*** a right
Hit him with the left, and out went that roos lights
Tied it to my roof-rack, and continued driving home
Hoping the kids were sleeping, so i can give my wife a bone
But you know they weren't, the little snot-nosed c*** s
And i'm pissed off cause i haven't had a f*** ing shag in months!
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