Mr. Peter Scullion played the solo guitar on a 1963 Gibson Melody Maker through a Yamaha battery-powered belt amp.
Mr. Colin Robinson played the bass drones on a 1962 Fender Bass VI using an eBow and played the end riff on a Danelectro U2 through an octave-divider. He also performed the recitation.
Mr. Alex Stone wasn't on this song, but it appears he was just about to yodel.
Lyrics
Such an accident is rare.
Some men always laugh.
I plotted his trajectory
upon a graph.
Stay in the shallow water.
Don't forget your comb.
Is there a vacant bathing hut?
I wish I was at home.
