There comes a time in every man's life when he gets the urge to disembowel his best mate's girlfriend.
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Verse:
I got a phone call late last night
My friend and his girl had had a big fight
He drove off and left her alone
But had second thoughts when he got home
I said it's ok man I'll pick her up
Drove her home in my pick-up truck
But my friend I got some bad news
She's never gonna get back together with you
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I took her home and sawed of her head
Cut her body up on my kitchen bench
Cooked up her kidneys and deep-fried her flesh
I'm sorry to say - I ate your girlfriend
He got mad, called me insane
Couldn't believe I'd boiled up her brains
And when I offered him fresh-handburgers
He said he was coming to commit a murder
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I took her home and sawed of her head
Cut her body up on my kitchen bench
Cooked up her kidneys and deep-fried her flesh
I'm sorry to say - I ate your girlfriend
I got the goo from her eyes with a garlic press
Gnawed on her appendix all warm and fresh
Boiled her intestines in three foot lengths
She was delicious - I ate your girlfriend
Verse:
A short time later he knocked on my door
I was prepared, I've done this before
As I opened it he said I'm gonna smash ya!
But soon changed his mind when he smelled fresh girlfriend rashers
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