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Story behind the song
Just figured that not enough people are rapping about christopher Columbus
Lyrics
fresh out the dealership,
just copped three whips/
nina, pinta,
I still gotta name the third ship/
queen isabella called me up and said chris/
whats this I hear about you going on a far away trip/
I told her yeah queen, you see I'm on my way to the indies/
to see this fly chick cause thats where her and her friends be/
she asked which way im headed
I said im sailing east/
she told me thats gonna take a couple months at least/
now thats way too long wait,
and plus I got a date, /
I said I'd pick her up at 8
and now i'm gonna be a couple months late?/
she said chris now dont you worry
no need to get depressed/
I got a shortcut you can use
just need to point your compass west/
and no you dont need to thank me,
go head and spit your game/
and if you run across some land
go head and claim that for spain
told the queen good lookin out
I'm gonna and give it a whirl
I'm headed west to find a girl
but instead I found a new world/
now we lost,
sailing in cirlces
the future's looking dismal/
I cant even call my girl
because I got no cell signal/
i know she probably trippin,
probably find another man,/
she'll probably, wait wait
i think i see a little land/
park the boat
hop out
dust off my coat
and now i'm stylin/
and now I'm on my way to
see what's poppin on this island
found a local yokel
excuse me whats our location please
he told me asalama lakem from the west indies
I started trippin,
i really got concerened
thought I was sailing smooth, guess I took a wrong turn
and plus I left my girl hangin,
she'll have to let it burn
so now my destination Spain,
i'd guess I'd better return
started feelin salty
so salty I could cry
heading west to the indies
end up on the west side