there's secret santa at the office, and of course the giving tree,
parties to throw, new clothes for the snow, and impulsive buying sprees,
white elephants, and ingredients for the feast we have to cook,
Oh holy night-- hole is right: a hole in my pocket book!
(chorus:)
oh we'll put christmas on the credit card
like we do almost every year
oh we'll put christmas on the credit card
we'll have payed off again by the time thanksgiving's here
the kids have written out a list from here to the north pole
you can be sure that they deserve far more than a lump of coal
so we'll run around to buy the things that saint nick might forget
but the kids will all thank santa clause when they open them I'll bet
(chorus:)
so we'll put christmas on the credit card
like we do almost every year
oh we'll put christmas on the credit card
we'll have payed off again by the time thanksgiving's here
(bridge:)
but what else can bring as much delight
as this season always has and always will
family and friends and festive lights
who really cares about the bill?
(chorus:)
so lets put christmas on the credit card
like we do almost every year
oh we'll put christmas on the credit card
we'll have payed off again by the time thanksgiving's here
