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Too Drunk To f*** f. Christine
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From the upcoming album "Da Tighty Whiteys"
san diego underground hip
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From the depths of America’s finest city, two artists emerge with determination, skill, and pure talent to bring a new innovative sound to the face of Hip Hop.
From the depths of America’s finest city, two artists emerge with determination, skill, and pure talent to bring a new innovative sound to the face of Hip Hop. The two combine to form Akaliko, a unique band of microphone bandits and beat composers. Akaliko has been developing their skill for the last few years in the San Diego area. Ja, am I in? (Jamin Barnes) hails from Sacramento where he’s been honing his lyrical creativity for the last decade. Humble Idea (James Roit) has been developing his musical gift since youth in the suburbs of Chicago. Their musical talent continues to grow and knows no boundaries. The group has independently released a full length LP “Unconditioned to Time and Season”, which was well received by the underground communities of both southern and northern California. They are currently working on a new project “Da Tighty Whiteys”, and are more than nine songs deep. Akaliko continues to do shows not just locally, but in different states and countries. The group had the unique opportunity to do the first live Hip Hop performance in Darwin, Australia. For more information on the group go to www.akalikomusic.com. Akaliko is determined to challenge the status quo. They would rather be leaders than followers. The following contains a small sample of their talent. I guarantee you will hear more from them in years to come.
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Peak #326
Peak in subgenre #35
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December 11, 2003
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Too Drunk To Fuck Ja, am I in ?: Damn man Yo this shit shouldn't happen to me I'm hardly drinkin' Spendin' my time at home with the wifey I stay away from whiskey when I'm kickin' it on the weekend Cause that shit be shrivelin' up your dick up like you was tweekin' I ain't thinkin' about straight nuttin like that You got a problem with your chubb-a-lub then lick the cat And the girllies know that I just don't stop I got the tornado tougue with my finger on the g-spot Like Tucan Sam I can smell your funk a mile away They called me Drew Brees cause when it comes to that shit I just don't play I'm steady runnin' and runnin' just like a relay Hey hey hey What the hell should I say say ? Some days I might get caught not knowin' my limit And all the ladies in the world yes we love it when you trim it I ain't goin' like a no one minute chump Cause I get your ass shakin' like bump in the trunk chorus: Too drunk to fuck Finally got a girl in bed but I can't get it up Too drunk to fuck I drank too many Incredible Hulks Too drunk to fuck I got the whiskey dick so I'm unable to nut Too drunk to fuck Damn it fuckin' sucks to be too drunk to fuck Humble Idea: I swear this never happens baby Maybe I had too many tonight And it's makin' Little Jimmy lazy I always rise to the occassion I don't understand it because you're hella hot like cajun food I wanna break you through Please excuse my penis he's being really rude Now you come out and say hi to the lovely lady She wants to play with you and your balls So why you leavin' her waiting ? You know we don't be gettin' company very often Like a coffin I need wood It'd be good if you could Get up just like a dick should Stop being a stubborn little shit You're embarassing me This isn't just another night in front of the tv With a XXX DVD It's the real thing Live in the flesh I probably shouldn't of drank so much Olde English But it's too late Just another date straight down the drain I hope she's just as drunk as me so I don't hear the complaints Damn !!! (chorus)
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SDB Inc.
Aug 14, 2009
hahaa real sh** , that was funny dude .. y'all laced it right tho ..