Is This A Joke By Diso? I'm Feelin' Kinda Cranky/
Ranking Me To The Bottom Three..
Against This Fake Daddy Yankee/
Don't Blame Me Or Get Angry.. U Know U're Gonna Die/
Cuz NY Can't Stand The Heat.. That's Why It's Cold Outside/
U Reside In The Bronx.. You Had Us Convinced/
He Left Harlem At Age Five, And Haven't Been Back Since/
Signing Up To This.. Thinkin It Was A Given Kid/
Ya Chances Of Beating Chicks Is Slimmer Than Prison Sentences/
With No Precision Kid.. U're Gettin' Left Broke/
I Heard Better Verses Delivered Spittin With Strep Throat/
And Your Crew Is Brain Dead/
Cuz I Never Seen A DJ Who Gets Paid..
By Scratching His Head/
And Sheddin' Tears.. Cuz U Named Urself Harlem Heat/
Having Fantasies of Booker and Stevie On Ya T.V./
I Bet You're Feelin Like A School Girl Now/
Don't Worry.. Ur Dyke Cousins Still The Man Of The House/
In Ya Fam.. I'm A Bit Confused/
Cuz U Dancin With A Woman Who's Not Even Into Dudes/
She Playin' You.. But I Forgot Thats Ur Cousin/
Ans You Guys Like To Unbutton Each Other Like It's Nothin'/
I'm Cleanin' House But U're Evicted Everyday/
So After This.. Don't Even Beg Me For Another Place To Stay/
I Know Ur Family Members Won't Allow When../
I Say All 8 Of Ya'll Were Denied Public Housing/
It Sounds Harsh But U Can't Stay Poor Forever/
Cuz I Felt More Heat Rubbin Two Smores Together/
And I'm Clever With Sticks On An Open Fire..U Can't Afford To Eat/
Thanking Oprah & KFC For Those Two More Weeks/
He Did It Big When He Smashed Fat Chicks/
Who Backfliped Into The Bed On Acid
Until They Crashed It/
Behind The Kitchen.. Women Know The Stoves Hotter/
Than Harlem.... Who Juggles More Balls Than Globetrotters/
Concerned That You're Weak.. Can't Even Burn Up The Sheets/
So I'd Rather Freeze To Death Before I Turn Up The Heat/
