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I Would Do Anything for Cash
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Not quite faithful to it's original write because I was limited on space, this would be a radio edit, still a very fun song to record
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #13
Peak in subgenre #3
Author
David
Rights
2009
Uploaded
April 22, 2009
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MP3 11.4 MB • 320 kbps • 4:58
Story behind the song
Well, the sad thing is this is not an entirely fictitious story.
Lyrics
Please I would do anything for cash I'd take any job, and that's a fact I would do anything for cash My rent's way past due, my windshield's cracked But I'll never take aim at stealing from you dear pal Oh no, please wait Oh I would do anything for cash but I won't do that Please I need some cash I'd do things that may seem sleazy I'd do stuff without regard I'd risk every limb and bone and if I survive I'll do it again I can be a date for hire Or walk barefoot across ice I'd even eat anything on Fear Factor, and say Amen My morals are hazy Cause I really need some food Oh I have a spending problem, so just tell me what to do It's money for which I'm yearning My credit cards all are burning I'll even lick dust right off your shoes As long as your paying Yes I would do anything for cash I would do anything for cash I would do anything for cash but I won't do that No I won't do that I would do anything for cash Even dig for stuff in the trash Just let me earn some cash I would do anything for dough Even massage them big fat toes I would even do. . . I'd risk the big city's violence or suck on a lump of coal I wish you could see I just need a check, yeah and that's my goal This ain't baloney I'm serious as can be It may sound quite silly Silly, but it's true, that much I plea There's not much I would be spurning I see your mind's thoughts are burning Just tell me what it is that I must do This isn't a joke no Cause I would do anything for cash Even swallow lemon extract I'd run to town and get real trashed If that's what you want, and that's a fact but I always feel better when my work involves booze So wrong So wrong but Still I'd do anything for cash Yes I would do anything, just a-a-ask I would do anything for cash but please not that, no oh no,oplease not that (Random Person) Would you rake my barn? Would you eat canned spam? Would you run through Chicago with your clothes left in my hand? Would you love me though I'm twice as old? (Me) I can do that, oh yes please give me that cash (Another Random Person) Would you massage my bunions and forget to wear socks? Would you dust and clean my old grandfather, the tick (clock)? Would you lay on a cactus full grown? (Me) I can do that, Oh yes please give me that cash (Yet Another Random Person) Just after midnight, sneak into a crime ring I can promise you, this ain't no cop sting and I'll pay you in full when we're done (Me) I won't do that, Not the Desperate yet
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