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Internet Dating
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Speedbump, Hip-hop, rock, pop rock, music
I am 36 years old from Bellbrook, Ohio. Which is next to Dayton. I was born and raised in Middletown, Ohio. I have been a disc jockey, for hire, for over 20 years. Just recently while I have been unemployed my wife gave me the idea of making my own music. I had the computer and music experience to try it out. Once I posted my songs on MySpace, it just went crazy from there. I'm glad everyone likes what they are hearing. I am not finished with my first album yet, depending on how fast the art work gets done and re-record all of the songs. It will be available just about everywhere. I am working on other songs in the meantime and also videos for certain songs. If anyone has any questions or just want to chat, get a hold of me...I will respond. Enjoy the music everyone and thanks for your support!
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Genre
Pop Pop Rock
Charts
Peak #771
Peak in subgenre #172
Uploaded
March 03, 2009
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MP3 3.7 MB 128 kbps 3:59
Story behind the song
I wanted to write a song on this very subject, because I have some experience in this field...It's how I met my wife today!...lol.
Lyrics
(Chorus) It's like blind dating...It's a guessing game. All these profiles are starting to look the same. Every guy's got their members just hangin' out and every girl's got their titties just floppin' about. They all lie about their age and distributing weight. Gotchya hook, line, and sinker you're the perfect bait. So if you want sex tonight and your tired of waiting, just get on-line now and start internet dating. (1st verse) A friend of mine was braggin' about gettin' laid. He met her that night and she didn't get paid. Said he got on-line made a profile at each site and waited for the suckers to take a bite. He said it doesn't take long to set-up, although he posted some racey pics and wrote a bio. Ya like it with a partner, maybe two or three. What position do you like it? Baby, get on your knees. (2nd chorus) It's like blind dating...It's a guessing game. All these profiles are starting to look the same. Every guy's got their members just hangin' out and every girl's got their titties just floppin' about. They all lie about their age and distributing weight. Gotchya hook, line, and sinker you're the perfect bait. So if you want sex tonight and your tired of waiting, just get on-line now and start internet dating. (2nd verse) We chat for a while, she says,"Ya might think this is lame I don't know you at all, but I'm down for the game". Let's pick a place to meet, but let's do it discreet. I'm beggin' for your treat, so let's turn up the heat. I drive 200 miles away, ya might think that's dumb. I wasn't thinkin' 'bout much, just was gettin' me some. (3rd verse) It's like blind dating...It's a guessing game. All these profiles are starting to look the same. Every guy's got their members just hangin' out and every girl's got their titties just floppin' about. So if you want sex tonight and your tired of waiting, just get on-line now and start internet dating. (Bridge) (Final Chorus) It's like blind dating...It's a guessing game. All these profiles are starting to look the same. Every guy's got their members just hangin' out and every girl's got their titties just floppin' about. They all lie about their age and distributing weight. Gotchya hook, line, and sinker you're the perfect bait. So if you want sex tonight and your tired of waiting, just get on-line now and start internet dating. (Laugh) That's right! That's what we're here for! You know what you're looking for!
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