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The Squirrels Are Trying to Kill Me
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They want my blood
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Dan Harris: A Cappella Comedy, Squirrels, Hobbits, beatbox, freewebcamgirls (okay, not the last one)
Interesting little a cappella songs and big dumb comedy numbers. Listen for weird mouth noises and odd lyrics
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #14
Peak in subgenre #6
Author
Dan Harris
Rights
2001 Harris
Uploaded
February 15, 2009
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MP3 3.1 MB • 128 kbps • 3:24
Story behind the song
This is a new, rawish 2008 recording. I wrote this song when I was 16. I didn't think anybody would like it. ...turned out to be my most popular song ever. The big hit that you end every concert with and everybody goes wild. Can you believe it? No. I didn't think so. But You'll still enjoy the song.
Lyrics
A note in red ink and tiny handwriting I knew that something must be the matter Apparently I’ve done something to upset them And now they want my blood to splatter They watch me when I go outside They peer in the window when I go to bed They laugh and finger tiny knives I think the squirrels want me dead. The squirrels are trying to kill me The squirrels want me to die I see them every day with their bushy little tails Watching me with their beady little eyes I cant go to sleep now They watch me with their eyes of red What if they come in through the window And stick and eggbeater through my head? One time I was at the table eating spaghetti When a squirrel came up behind me with a machete. Luckily I had my squirrel spray And blew the little sucker away Nobody will believe me They say “That’s funny!” then they laugh I don’t think they’ll be laughing When they see the squirrels cut me in half. (c)2001 Daniel Harris
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