The Mary Jane Nut Cancer Blues
http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20090209/hl_hsn/marijuanalinkedtoaggressivetesticularcancer
Bang of Twin and Bab.
Hi.
Story behind the song
So it looks like you can get ball cancer if you smoke pot.
Lyrics
Well I smoked some weed and my balls turned black and blue
Now I'm talkin' high and my dick don't get no use
Now I hate the pussy but the cock still make me puke
Well my balls felt like they was in a big ole' vice
I loved my dope but I sure paid a big ole' price
Now when I cum it looks like I'm blowin' rice!
Oh Mary Jane you ruined my beautiful balls
Oh Mary Jane you ruined my beautiful balls
Now all I do is stare at my bathroom walls
Oh Mary Jane you ruined my beautiful balls
I went to the doc and let him see my fucked up sack
He said "pot killed your balls, boy - you shoulda stuck with crack"
He cut 'em off and now I'm growin' a big ole rack!
Oh Mary Jane you ruined my beautiful balls
Oh Mary Jane you ruined my beautiful balls
Now all I do is stare at my bathroom walls
Oh Mary Jane you ruined my beautiful balls
So in the end I shouldn't have smoked that fucked up pot
Still got a weenie but I lost the rest of my crotch
Can't stop cryin' and my nose stays full of snot
Oh Mary Jane you ruined my beautiful balls
