Just a middle-aged guy who's been carrying song ideas around in his head for years and has decided to learn the craft and hopefully produce something decent eventually
Johnnys Brand New Boots
2009 Lobello/Swartzentruber
Well Johnny got brand new boots
Size 16 and rattlesnake skin
Wore em out to the bar that night
Just to dance and break em in
Sally saw ol Johnny
Two-steppin on the floor
Saw the size of those big bad boots
And wondered if it might mean more
Sally saw Johnnys boots and wanted to take him for a ride
Wondered what itd feel like burstin full of Texas Pride
Sally danced up to Ol Johnny
Is it true what people believe
That the size of a mans feet
Indicates part of his anatomy
Johnny was a smooth one
Said come on back to my bunkhouse
Ill slip these big ol boots off
And you surely will find out
Sally saw Johnnys boots and wanted to take him for a ride
Wondered what itd feel like burstin full of Texas Pride
Next morning Johnny woke up smiling
Sally dressed herself and gave him a kiss
Tossed him a hundred dollar bill
And said go buy some boots that fit!
