turn the music up so you can hear everything. i know i used a hammond b3 on his one, but i forgot abotu whatever the hell else i used.
weezy wallflowers pants
assignment. supposed to write music for a commercial. the CTA is my life, so i made a commercial for it.
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HONKING HORNS. PEOPLE SCREAMING. YOUR KID IS KICKING THE BACK OF YOUR SEAT AND YOU JUST WANT TO SCREAM TOO. So you try and drown it out with some relaxing music. You turn on your local easy listening station to hear the drones of Celine Dion. Turned up, you try to ease yourself to the soothing melodies. BUT NO! HEAR THAT FALSETTO. ITS SCREECHING AT YOU NOW. EACH HIGH NOTE IS STARTING TO RESEMBLE THE SCREECHING SOUNDS YOUR CAR IS MAKING WHEN YOURE BRAKING SO FAST AND HARD BECAUSE THAT IDIOT IN FRONT OF YOU DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. So you turn the radio down. MORE HONKING. MORE SCREAMING. YOU START THINKING HOMOCIDAL THOUGHTS. YOU CAN HEAR THE CHANGE FROM SCREAMING AT SOMEONE IN ANGER TO SCREAMING FOR THEIR LIFE. But thats not normal, so you turn the music back up. Celine Dion is over and now you have the soothing sounds of Mariah Carey. OH MY GOD. KILL. KILL. KILL. THE SCREECHING. OH THE
SCREECHING. You can hear the headlines now. "Average Joe's Rampage to Hero" But all this would have never happened if you just took the CTA that day. You would have never went on that murderous rampage. You would not have wasted that gas. You would not have heard Mariah Carey.
