Name: Nancy from Nancy
Channel: Pops Bayless
Description: "Nancy from Nancy" is a song by Shorty Long. Raunchy fun from WWI

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Raunchy fun from WWI

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Shorty Long

Shorty Long is a four piece string band from Austin, Texas with roots in the Novelty Jazz styles of the 20th century, playing originals and covers both old and

Shorty Long is a four piece string band with roots in the Novelty Jazz styles of the 20th century. Shorty Long is from Austin, Texas. Shorty Long listens to Charlie Christian, Ukulele Ike, James Brown AND the Misfits and the Ramones. Shorty Long is available for clubs, corporate events, private parties, weddings and hangin's. Shorty Long likes ukuleles, Western movies, the Simpsons and Tastykakes. Shorty Long would like to meet your sister. Shorty Long cures depression. Shorty Long is high in fiber and low in cholesterol.

Song Info

Genre

Jazz • Jazz General

Charts

#6,890 today Peak #60

#1,999 in subgenre Peak #18

Author

Pops Bayless

Rights

2002 Tsuba Publishing

Uploaded

November 27, 2003

Track Files

MP3

MP3 1.9 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00

Lyrics

They called her Nancy from Nancy
Not too plain not too fancy
He met her at the sidewalk café.
As she walked towards the table
She seemed willing and able
To help him out with something risqué.
He was antsy for Nancy
And he knew it was chancy
But he asked would she sit for a drink.
She said "Never mind ace
Let's just cut to the chase"
And she beckoned him close with a wink.

( spoken )
And then ladies and gentlemen, she let loose with an entire menu of depraved innuendoes that would've made even the most jaded parlour rat blush. Why she suggested things in English, some things in French and some that didn't even have no name so she just acted 'em out in pantomime.
There was somethin' about butter, somethin' about goin' around the world and somethin' about some kind of military discount, and a whole
list of corresponding charges for each service mentioned.
And so I responded like any other red-blooded American boy raised in the heart of deeemocracy. I looked her right in the eye and said
"Hot dang! My place or yours?!"

(second verse)
He called her Nancy from Nancy
Not too plain, not too fancy
He met her at the sidewalk café.
As she walked to the table
She seemed willing and able
To help him out with something risqué.
And now he's married to Nancy
Just across old Delancy
In a two room cold water flat.
He's a work-a-day slob
With three kids and a job,
Workin' down at the ol' automat.

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