Why is it
Why is Wheaties the breakfast of champions
What does it do
Gives energy and it strengthens tendons
What about the others
The other breakfast foods
Lucky charms is for midgets
Count chocula changes moods
Others has disadvantages
The silly rabbit is actually gay
And Cookie Crisp
now is not considered gourmet
but wheaties
All the atheletes enjoy
Tiger woods and Michael Jordan
Say its there play boy
Dan Marino and troy aikmen
Say that it’s the best
and when its third and long
they feel very unstressed
The atheletes don’t
like Fruity Pebbles
they don’t like being confused
by their tricky puzzles
and Tiger woods
he doesn’t like smacks
the frog makes him nervous
and he can’t relax
but wheaties
All the atheletes enjoy
Tiger woods and Michael Jordan
Say its there play boy
Dan Marino and troy aikmen
Say that it’s the best
and when its third and long
they feel very unstressed
