::: Verse 2 (me) :::
it's great if he wants to take his mom out to macy's
but it's a little strange that he's trying on the same things
so entertaining when he's baking for the ladies though
with his little apron but dude's 18 years old
it's not cute, but i don't wanna be rude
when his momma cuts his meat into pieces of food
does he go out? no, no, never leaves his house
afraid of rejection if the girls found out
that he hasn't picked maturity up
since he was being driven to school, oh wait, he still does
so sex? forget it
it's not even on his check list
he's settled running errands like grocery shopping and vet trips
meddling in making metal gifts in shop class for his momma - do you get it yet?
he's the type to influence this intervention music
i don't think i'm getting through, man, pause it
(sing)
you're not 5 years old darlin
