She left me a note on the coffee table
She didn't even bother to put pen to the paper
There it was in Arial point nine
She was gone for good this time
She didn't even say "See you later"
She took the car, she took the kids
She took the pans and even the lids
She took all the money, but left me the bills
And all I have left are her words on the paper
She called me a dog and said I wasn't a man
Said I was lazy and drank beer from the can
I admit there was a little truth
I'm rough around the edges and a bit uncouth
Now she's gone and I don't give a damn
