WCKD News - "This just in! Police are investigating a multiple murder, in the suburbs of rural GA. 37 people have been pronounced 'dead on arrival' by county coroner, Willie B. Rags. Police Cheif Sugar Balls told WCKD, 'We have no doubt in our minds that this is the workings of Loony J. As many of your viewers know, Loony J is the man that escaped from Georgia Regional back in December of 2007. We are still on the lookout for him, but up to now he has not done anything to spark the public interest. I feel that the public remembers him and how dangerous he really is. We encourage all to assist us in bringing this individual to justice.' More on this, tonight at 6."