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The Slice is Mine
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A parody of Brandy & Monica's huge hit 'The Boy Is Mine'
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #64
Peak in subgenre #16
Author
David
Rights
2008
Uploaded
October 31, 2008
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MP3 9.1 MB • 320 kbps • 3:57
Story behind the song
I um don't think I can really explain what inspired this one. . .being honest.
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***SPOKEN PART DOES NOT APPEAR ON VIDEO*** Matthias--Excuse me Dave, would you shut your mouth for a minute? Dave--Oh no, see I thought you were stuck on a diet Matthias--Yeah you were too, But I just wanted to see if you ate your slice yet --ooh you ate your slice Dave--Oh no, definitely, It ain't your slice. Matthias--Well Dave it's time to let you know that one's mine Dave--Huh, no no, it's mine! ***END SPOKEN PART*** (Matthias & Dave) You need to shut your gut Butt is overstuffed You don't need to eat The slice is mine I'm sorry that you Want way too much food It belongs to me The slice is mine (Matthias) Think it's time to take a break See that acne on your face There is one half of a cheesecake Eat it instead or go make eggs (Dave) But just leave that piece for me I eat more than your fam'ly But don't think I cannot see That you've got sauce on your knees (Matthias) See I tried to stay awake I didn't want to miss out on my take now, without my cash you couldn't pay Paid my way, give me my claim (Dave) Matthias my cash equaled yours You don't eat what you should Wanna take my share, and I should It was my tip that he took (Matthias) The Slice is mine You have eaten enough My crust is always stuffed (Dave-It's Stuffed) It's not bland you see The Slice is mine (Dave-Slice is Mine) I'm eating my food (Dave-Eating My Food) You stop being rude (Dave-So rude) Pepperoni's me The slice is mine (Dave) Must you eat the things you do You make me feel skinny too You need to know you touched my food and wish my roomie knew you ate his too (Matthias) Dave, don't even fantasize 'Cause it's you who's super-sized Fat food dominates your life I know your chins are getting wide (Dave) You can play all your silly games My pizza you cannot take I gave in the other day You can't take it this time, don't you play (Matthias) When will you stick to your word Go SlimFast, Pizza's no good Get BK, it's my wine and dine You don't seem to know the Slice is Mine (Dave) The Slice is Mine You've taken way too much You should eat some toast (Matthias-You should eat Some toast) There's plenty of wings The Slice is Mine (Matthias-No Wings! The Slice is Mine) It is not your food (Matthias-It's not your food) Beat you black and Blue (Matthias-Beat You Black and Blue) Stomach's empty please (Matthias-So is mine you see) The Slice is Mine (Matthias) You took the food we've fought about Give it back so I can chow The slice is mine without a doubt You might as well go eat Taco Hell (Dave) What makes you think that it was me I've been right here, or can't you see The sauce has run down Kristof's face He must have put the slice to waste (Background AmIRighters singing chorus variations) (Matthias) He Ate Our Stuff (Dave) Didn't eat that much (Matthias) Guess we'll have to see (Dave) The keys to drive oh ah (Matthias) I feel like a fool (Dave) I do too-------- (Matthias) We both need to eat (Dave) The slice was mine (Matthias) mine oh mine (Dave) Time now for Revenge (Matthias) Kristof's gonna see (Matthias) The slice was mine (Dave) Not Yours (Matthias) But mine (Dave) Not Yours (Matthias) But mine (Dave) Not Yours (Matthias) But mine (End of chorus variations) (Dave & Matthias) Kristof it was you Don't run to your room You need a wedgie That slice was mine!
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