Our bass player hated our songs so we wrote a song about it. He still won't play this song so we posted it on the internet instead
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our bass player geoff really hates this song
he'd rather be outside smoking a bong
he doesn't like the chorus
doesn't like the riff
he won't play this song cos he thinks it's shit
REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES THIS SONG
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REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES THIS SONG
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our bass player geoff cracked one day
because of all the shit we made him play
he got hauled off to a padded cell
the electroshocks didn't do him well
REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES THIS SONG
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REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES THIS SONG
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Our bass player geoff is happy again
although he dribbles now and then
he's better now it's plain to see
because we gave him a lobotomy
REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES THIS SONG
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REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES THIS SONG
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REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES THIS SONG
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REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES THIS SONG
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REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES THIS SONG
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REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES THIS SONG
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REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES THIS SONG
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REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES THIS SONG
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the tea goes in the teacup