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Cryptic Comment
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My entry from the third Songfight.org competition I participated in.
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Why listen to what everyone else is listening to?
Alright, folks. Let's lay it on the line here. I just have one question for you, and one question only. Are you ready to get kicked in the dick? Because if you're not ready to get kicked in the dick, and I mean good and hard, then you are in the wrong place, let me tell you. If there is one thing you need to understand about Styop Quoons, it is this: Styop Quoons is going to kick you in the dick. Now, maybe you've been kicked in the dick once or twice, and you think that you can take it. Big mistake. For the sake of your loved ones, who would doubtlessly take their own lives when they learned of your unfortunate and untimely demise, please do not take this warning lightly, I implore you. Styop Quoons is going to kick you in the dick like you have never been kicked in the dick before.
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Genre
Alternative • Avant Rock
Charts
Peak #639
Peak in subgenre #33
Author
Styop Quoons
Rights
2008 Muffin Records
Uploaded
October 10, 2008
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MP3 2.0 MB • 128 kbps • 2:13
Story behind the song
This is a fine example of the kind of stupid shit I like to do when I feel like entering a songfight competition but don't actually have an idea. One night at around four or five o'clock in the morning, it occurred to me that it would be really, really funny to write a song with a chorus that goes: "I want to stick my weenie in you." I decided that it would be even funnier if I could work it into that particular week's songfight. The song was originally submitted under the name Flappy Gunderson, and received less than favorable reviews on the boards. However, it got more votes than anything I had previously submitted. Go figure.
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We were holding hands All alone in the park. We were holding hands All alone in the dark. And then you made that cryptic comment It made me want to stick my weenie in you Girl you know it's true That I do. And so I made a cryptic comment, girl And then I stuck my weenie in you That's what I want to do Just for you. I want to stick my weenie in you, I want to stick my weenie in you, I want to stick my weenie in you, I want to stick my weenie in you...
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