The Asteroid Doesn't Care
Iron Maiden meets Misfits meets Muppet Show meets Monty Python
Lyrics
The planet is overdue for celestial collision global extinction... the asteroid doesn't care....
its unconcerned with finalists.... American Idol... the asteroid doesn't care!
The interplanetary object.. ambivalent of.. celebrity breakups... the asteroid doesn't care!
Its indifferent to your religion, and gas prices.... the asteroid doesn't care!
Chorus:
It don't matter how fast you run....
It don't matter how far you fly
Because the asteroid's going to flatten all of you tonight!
The deal got sealed when Ashley Simpson got pregnant with...
that douche bag bass player Pete Wentz asteroid magnet from Fall Out Boy!
The asteroid couldn't be less interested in your stupid blog....
The asteroid is unimpressed.... with the number of songs... on your cell phone
The asteroid doesn't care
Chorus:
It don't matter how fast you run....
It don't matter how far you fly
Because the asteroid's going to flatten all of you tonight!
The deal got sealed when Ashley Simpson got pregnant with...
that douche bag bass player Pete Wentz asteroid magnet from Fall Out Boy!
Earth's only hope.....
Is that the Asteroid.....
Gets front row tickets to see Iron Maiden....
Gonna save us ...Iron Maiden..... Iron Maiden gonna save us all tonight!
Iron Maiden..... Iron Maiden gonna save us all tonight!
Iron Maiden gonna save us from the Asteroid......
