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Hoto's Final Cut
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A true progressive masterpiece, without the instrumentals, but with all the nonsense.
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Prolix consists of nearly 2 dozen members who write and record all songs in their individual eclectic ways. Most songs feature a mix of searing lead guitar, fun
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#3,837 in subgenre Peak #63
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Peak #1,270
Author
Prolix
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Pygmy Pony Records
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November 15, 2003
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MP3 5.5 MB 128 kbps 0:00
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The hoto bird, sits in his tree It's a rainy afternoon, he wants some cheese Gouda, Muenster, Swiss and Colby Jack Gone to pick up cheese, in the pasture by the shack He has to ask, how does the bubbles get there It must be the gas, from the cows And the hoto bird, he ponders a bit How do we dig up that cheese without getting feathers dirty He reaches for the shovel, kept in handy knapsack Extracted from dark earth, he bags his colby jack He has to ask, where are my celabratory Hoogh Hoogh Kpantsk's? He doesn't know. Only the cheese will tell Only the cheese will tell Put on the magic hat, and cast the magic spell He raises a morsel Up to his beak Just before he felt the final cut The cheese it spoke, and it spoke to the hoto Beware my avian friend, a simian beast now seeks you He has to ask, what is this message for me I do not understand Only the cheese will tell Only the cheese will tell Put on the magic hat, and cast the magic spell *get down* Farmer monkey appeard, and he said unto the hoto Why'd ya take my cheese, I wok vewy had fowr my cwops and I wrecken ya ain't gunna pay me The scared little hoto clutched his dairy confection, if only I knew the magic spell Bat's upon Aphrodite and the holy pits of Zeus! Unknowingly the hoto muttered mighty words The magic spell he said banished farmer monkey To the dirty city of Paris, where they piss in the streets (Down in France) He has to ask, why all this good fortune Farmer monkey is gona, and now the hoto bird can eat all of the cheese that was mentioned earlier in this song. After four days of feasting, he's tired, he leans back The branch can't support increased weight And he tumbles to his death Gouda, Muenster, Swiss, and deadly Colby Jack.
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