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CAMP JIHADA
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Every single thing you need to know about Bush 43's war on tError. Written and recorded Spring 2007, "live" in "Las Vegas"...not. Thank you Goodnight Be careful out there.
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MY OLDIES. In post-9/11 Bush-Cheney days, I vented by writing "MOp-eds", musical op-eds. I had an acoustic, electric, Yamaha keyboard, & MusicMaker10.
The light was all shining on me for a while there back in the oughts and I made some CDs and I uploaded some of the songs here. I came back in 2021, on the occasion of Darth Vadar's 80th birthday, to upload a couple more Dick (Cheney) songs I recorded back then, and I've re-ordered my songs so we can party like it's 2006 or 7.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
#242 in subgenre Peak #5
Charts
Peak #19
Author
Ponchielli/Sherman-Stormin
Rights
2007 Stormin Norman the nag
Uploaded
September 11, 2008
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MP3 2.7 MB • 128 kbps • 2:56
Story behind the song
Just felt like writing a primer on the War on Tare-Err. And when it comes to parodies, I'm the Decider...I'm the Commander Guy. Don't make me come over there.
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CAMP JIHADA (from "Camp Grenada") Hello Mullah, got your Fatwa How are things in Camp Jihada? You could use a new Mahatma He could put an end to killing folks for Allah Those Shiite bombers in black turbans They don't need no plastic surgeons They could be Arabs, they might be Persian Up in Paradise they'll claim six dozen virgins Their Sunni brethren, oh, those deadly snipers IED men, Ba'athist gripers They're insurgents, and mosque igniters Now there's Shiite Death Squads whacking Sunni Fighters [Boy, a program would really help.] (U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A ) We've got Christians, Jews, Arabs, Pagans Hooters lovers, and hardcore Vegans Most are chillin', they're not crusadin' But the world sees all that bombin' and invadin' We're the good guys, so we keep saying (We're the Good Guys!) But some countries keep disobeying (Better fly right!) If we don't like the games they're playing (Pre-emptive strike!) We'll just liberate them and we don't mind staying [No. Really. We're just going to hang out, and when you stand up, we'll stand down. No rush. *cough* Anytime. *cough* ] We don't torture, no we just render A change of scene for key offenders And they come back so soft and tender We discount reports of pliers, drills, and blenders [Bring it home!] Well this whole mess could just last forever (until the Judgment Day) Cause our leader's not real clever (what can we say?) He thinks God steers his sad endeavor (oy vey) He can't see that he's become part of the terror And a mission from God wouldn't have so many errors
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