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Put It There
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Song based on a true experience of a friend.
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I'm a one man band, but I'm a songwriter first and foremost. I love to be original, but I also enjoy writing parodies (original parodies, of course).
I'm a serious songwriter, but I'm displaying mostly humorous stuff here (with little if any market value). I let my funny bone (rather than my heart) shape the lyrics to the parodies I write. If you don't judge me for writing them, I won't judge you for listening to them. LOL Feel free to contact me, enjoy the songs, and have a great day!
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #84
Peak in subgenre #28
Author
Dana Man
Rights
2008
Uploaded
September 09, 2008
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MP3
MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 2:37
Story behind the song
A blogging friend wrote a funny story about her youth. I converted it into a song.
Lyrics
Silver was a stubborn girl. No one could hold her back. She thought that toilet seats looked best when painted black. She grabbed her some supplies, and headed for the pot, and brushed with perfect aim 'cause girls don't miss that spot. Put it there, girl. Put it there. Brush it on that seat where you don't wear underwear. You can't miss a thing when it's circled by a ring. It don't take much care, girl. Put it there. After that she stepped outside, but didn't watch her step. The rake that pierced her foot might have tetanus, gout, or strep. She had to see the doc, but first she had to pee. She thought the seat was dry, and sat so she could wee. Put it there, girl. Put it there. Sit down on that seat where you don't wear underwear. You can't miss a thing when it's circled by a ring. It don't take much care, girl. Put it there. The doctor saw her injured foot, and then he shook his head. He said she'd need a shot, only somewhere else instead. A nurse said: "Drop your pants.", and Silver did as told. The black ring 'round her butt was something to behold! Put it there, nurse. Put it there. Stick that needle deep where she wore her underwear. You can't miss a thing when it's circled by a ring. It don't take much care, Nurse. Put it there. There's rings that circle Saturn, and Jupiter, it's true. They also have some moons that fly around them too. But there's another object that's goofy as a loon. When a ring surrounds Uranus, be careful who you moon! Put it there, nurse. Put it there. Stick that needle deep where she wore her underwear. You can't miss a thing when it's circled by a ring. It don't take much care, Nurse. Put it there.
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