Lyrics
Hook:
Valkysas, I will give you a remix
Fruple-chan, I will give you a remix
Simple man, I will give you a remix
Renamon, I will give you a remix
J. LaCroix, I will give you a remix
Sejon Sol, I will give you a remix
IRC, I will give you a remix
Altoecko, I'll give you a remix
Verse One
When I did the Pav track, I garnered some fame
But I got criticism for lacking their names
Well, I got some free time, and the day is young
Just keep your hands clear from my Crusty rail gun
I need it to negotiate with Harem of Doom
Libby said she'd consider if I mentioned the room
Cause I heard that there aren't any fellas
Girl talk all the time, so Storm Weaver's probably jealous
Let's move on to the young vet, Caciss
He keeps saying that he has a big package
The last girl who saw it said that it was average
If Sez was single, I would do her on a mattress
Karr is pissed, so now I'm on his Black list
It's ironic cause I'm Black; you didn't catch this?
Dreamy's laughing, and he didn't need to practice
So I hit with a cactus
Hook:
Ice Cream Man, I will give you a remix
162, I will give you a remix
Translucid, I will give you a remix
Mr. Boo, I will give you a remix
Irish Daigle, I'll give you a remix
Johnny Mora, I'll give time for a remix
Kefka, Jr., I'll give you a remix
Evil Nixon, I'll give you a remix
Verse Two
I'm thirsty; Vanilla Iced Tea quenches it
I get annoyed, and Navane just strengthens it
Bumping up a three-year old topic
Some did it once, but Valk seldom locked it
Redneck lurks every once in a while
With multiple accounts, and nobody smiles
You think Miko-chan's gonna do the same?
Jesus Christ, when's the last time I said THAT name?
Outside the place, I connect more with Obi
We share the same Wavelength and Scrabulous glory
Plus I talk with Highwind and BZ the pimp
The True Coolness and Sivart the shrimp
Just reach me on AIM: NeonMarley00
I still haven't added the American Hero
Second verse down, so why should I stop
Meet me in Mag chat with the sexy Porkchop
Hook:
Goufunaki, I'll give you a remix
Mr. Chrono, I'll give you a remix
Czech Mex, I'll give you a remix
Hyper Dingo, I will give you a remix
Chuck Rich, I will give you a remix
Flatliner, I will give you a remix
Javier, I will give you a remix
Mr. Ryner, I'll give you a remix
Verse Three
I made movie topics as much as Duel
But the Grumps used to come in and call us fools
Because our tastes were far from macho
But Mr. Smurf Taco reneged when I gave him nachos
It was delivered using JPS
His competitors had failed me and left me stressed
People still talk Misty; some say they miss her
But rebuttals come saying she's a MISTER
Where the hell is Funk and Blackberry?
Last thing I heard was the day they would marry
Speaking of girls, I hear we got some new ones
Once revealed, they quickly get hit on
And I'm sorry if I left people out
But the remix is ending, so please don't pout
Cause my only intention was to please you
Don't send me away, Pav. I NEED YOU!
Hook:
Riotsword, I will give you a remix
Mr. Muse, I will give you a remix
Mr. Smurtle, I'll give you a remix
Mr. Chad, I will give you a remix
Mr. Patryn, I'll give you a remix
Toecutter, I'll give you a remix
Mr. Jamos, I'll give you a remix
Miss Shard, I will give you a remix
