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Very Secret
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Humorous ballad recorded to a trance rhythm.
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I'm a one man band, but I'm a songwriter first and foremost. I love to be original, but I also enjoy writing parodies (original parodies, of course).
I'm a serious songwriter, but I'm displaying mostly humorous stuff here (with little if any market value). I let my funny bone (rather than my heart) shape the lyrics to the parodies I write. If you don't judge me for writing them, I won't judge you for listening to them. LOL Feel free to contact me, enjoy the songs, and have a great day!
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #108
Peak in subgenre #25
Author
Dana Man
Rights
2008
Uploaded
August 29, 2008
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MP3 1.7 MB • 128 kbps • 1:50
Story behind the song
I have a blogging friend with a handle very similar to this song's title. She's the exact opposite of her handle, though, and the irony begged me to write this song.
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She writes from her very secret world. If you open her blog you'll find a pearl, but first you need the handle of this marvelous girl. Sssssssh! She's very secret. She planned and attended a meet & greet. She's fun, and funny, sexy, and sweet. She's the kind of women folks would want to meet, but ssh! Ssh! Ssh! Ssh! Ssh! She's very secret. Bridge: The term "very secret" leads me to wonder what on Earth she doesn't want discovered. Does she keep a kinky Martian lover, or is she an agent working under cover? 'Tween her flirty eyes and her devilish chin lies an unmistakably impish grin. What could be the mystery hiding within. Sssssssh! She's very secret. She posts when she falls. Says she does it with grace. She tells us her job and shows her whole face. Says she has a boob that's in the wrong place! Ssh! Ssh! Ssh! Ssh! Ssh! She's very secret. (spoken): Agent two double o five? This is agent double o seven. Have you completed your assignments?
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