I Think I Broke My Funny Bone (by Derek Hines)
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I think I broke my funny bone
1st Verse
I was watchin’ AFV on my 40 inch Tv
When I saw this feller fall from yonder cliff
As he tumbled to the ground, heard a loud canned laughter sound
Then watched as his mangled body got all stiff
2nd Verse
Sat a spell and I pondered as my thoughts began to wander
Why the heck would anyone laugh at this man’s pain?
Showed a picture of the viewers enjoying this sick sense of humor
Thinking to myself the whole world's gone insane?
Chorus
I think I broke my funny bone
While watchin AFV at home
Watching folks get crushed by stone
Much worse than those things done by Rome
I think I broke my funny bone
Why won’t they wear protective foam
Surround these folks with traffic cones
I think I broke my funny bone
3rd Verse
The remote was shaking in my hand as I tried to understand
What drove these guys to seek such dangerous sports?
Some might call this self abuse, why they’d try it I’m confused
And it seems the whole wide world’s still out to court
Chorus
I think I broke my funny bone
While watchin AFV at home
Watching folks get crushed by stone
Much worse than those things done by Rome
I think I broke my funny bone
Why won’t they wear protective foam?
Surround these folks with traffic cones
I think I broke my funny bone
Copyright August 23, 2008 Derek Hines BMI All Rights Reserved
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