surfin' in the city
her eyes are very pretty
so you sing a little ditty
try to get a little titty
you gotta get your cash
then you gotta get your stash
head out to the bash
and do the monster mash
see the Dali Lama
at the seedy Peep-O-Rama
where you meet a hoochie mamma
and get off on the drama
cozy with the liquor
but it's not good for your ticker
so you get a little sicker
flame becomes a flicker
