"All I ever wanted to be was Grand Poobah..." Howard Cunningham
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Lyrics
Easy Does It
I took Babtist Sally,
to the bowling alley
'stead of the dark drive-in
but she had hands o' butter,
ev'ry ball in the gutter
I knew she'd never knocked a pin
so easy does it, easy does it
boy don't you jump the gun
easy does it, one step at a time
or that deer'll up and run
me and silky Donna,
in the motel sauna
when something caught her sight
full speed, damn the torpedo
'cause my purple speedos
fit just a little too tight
and easy does it, easy does it
boy don't you jump the gun
easy does it, check your weapon
and set it for stun
bridge
easy does it, don't you know
easy does it,
if you wanna do it right
easy does it, take it slow
O because it's
gotta last all night
the wind whistled Dixie,
me and wild cat Trixie
parked 'neath a pistol moon
but first sight of that tigger,
and my tricky hair trigger
jerked and went off too soon
and Trixie growled
"easy does it, easy does it
boy don't you jump the gun
you only get, one shot with a she-cat
and that was the one"
(c)2001 Bill Scull Jr./Robert George
