Free download
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #592
Peak in subgenre #53
Author
J. Wrabek (lyrics), J. Miller (music)
Rights
2008
Uploaded
July 23, 2008
Track Files
MP3
MP3 2.8 MB • 128 kbps • 3:04
Lyrics
ALPHABET WITHOUT U
--By JaY-DuByA da Rappah
INTRO:
Boys and girls, I’m going to sing you a song
And if you listen real close you can all sing along
Some of the lines might even rhyme
Just like rap does some of the time
You learned the alphabet when we were kids
But you prob’ly never heard it sung like this:
CHORUS:
‘Ay!
Be SEEdy!
EeyeffgeeyaitcheyejaykayelemENohpee (tha’s right)
Cue!
AressTEA!
VeedubleyouexwhyZEE!
Where’s U?
U meant a lot to me
And U R gone
No reason Y that I can C
Been missing U
Ever since U left
And without U around
U destroyed my alphabet.
1.
There’s no UPPERS without U
Got no UNDERWEAR without you
Can’t get it UP, or RUN it in, or see it THROUGH
Can’t be TOUGH without U
Can’t have ENOUGH without U
And there isn’t any STUFF that I can do
A HOUSE is just a HOSE without U.
(memorized that alphabet yet? Here it comes…)
CHORUS:
‘Ay!
Be SEEdy!
EeyeffgeeyaitcheyejaykayelemENohpee (tha’s right)
Cue!
AressTEA!
VeedubleyouexwhyZEE!
Where’s U?
Where the **** U go?
I been asking Y, but no reply
And the guys say he don’t know
Sure, I used you—but we had FUN
I can’t say some of the things we done
But without U there’s no SUN
I can’t STUMBLE, I can’t RUN
Lots of things don’t look right without U.
2.
There’s no TUPPERWARE without U (and that’s not a bad thing, y’know)
There ain’t no CHURCHES, too
And life can’t really SUCK without U there
Do I need U? U R just one letter
Can’t count past twenty without my pecker
It might be hell, but oh, well
Who expects a rapper knows how to spell?
Without you, I’ve still got MONEY and I’ve still got AIR
(You ready? You KNOW you can sing along with this…)
CHORUS:
‘Ay! [‘Ay!]
Be SEEdy! [Be SEEdy!]
EeyeffgeeyaitcheyejaykayelemENohpee [WHAT?]
Cue! [TENTATIVELY: Cue?]
AressTEA! [TEA!]
VeedubleyouexwhyZEE! [APPLAUSE]
Where’s U?
I don’t C U…
Y’know, I comes before U in that alphabet
Way before, with a lot of letters in between
So we gotta take care of I first
And by the time we get to U
Might not even notice U ain’t there
Might not even ask Y
He don’t know nothing anyway
3.
Think I’ll swagger down to my favorite joint
And take my pool stick and make some coin
And talk trash to my friends while I’m taking their money
And keep my eyes open for a brand new honey
(And I can do all those things without mentioning U)
Till I’m seeing double—but it won’t be a double U.
(Ready for the alphabet one more time?)
CHORUS:
‘Ay! [‘Ay!]
Be SEEdy! [Be SEEdy!]
EeyeffgeeyaitcheyejaykayelemENohpee [WHAT?]
Cue! [TENTATIVELY: Cue?]
AressTEA! [TEA!]
VeedubleyouexwhyZEE! [APPLAUSE]
Where’s U?
Who cares?
I can get along without U… [FADE]
© 2008 J. Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd. All the usual rights reserved just in case. You try to rip this rap off and the homies are coming after you. Be cool.
Comments
The artist currently doesn't allow comments.
