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Repossessed (Barry White Parody)
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I never had to go through getting repossessed (Except for when I'm playing The Sims, and in The Sims they don't take your platform shoes)
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I'm a filmmaker and song parodies which works out in my favorite because then I can make music videos for my song parodies. I've been writing song parodies for
I'm just a silly guy who writes about silly things and occasionally sings silly things, I also like to record silly things on tape (as well as serious things. I'm a film student and if I don't update this too soon I'm a film maker). I started liking song parodies when I heard Weird Al Yankovic and even went to his concerts a few times. I also like other parodists such as Cledus T Judd and Bob Rivers. Some independent ones as well such as The Great Luke Ski, Below Average Dave, Jeff Reuben, and Spaff.com/Robert Lund. Even artists that don't specialize in song parodies I'm a big fan of as well such as Robert Cheese (a guy who takes popular songs and gives them the piano lounge treatment). Tenacious D, The Lonely Island, Flight of the Conchords, and Stephen Lynch are my other favorite comedy artists.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #12
Peak in subgenre #3
Author
Matthias (Featuring Below Average Dave)
Rights
March 14th, 2008
Uploaded
July 15, 2008
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MP3 3.9 MB • 128 kbps • 4:16
Story behind the song
This song was originally made for the Barry White Round, and since it placed 4th (Which is..... okay....) I had to record it.
Lyrics
I heard my mom say “Don’t go take something you cannot pay for, baby” (Oh no) But with loans and credit There’s many things that I bought That I can’t buy or won’t buy But I had to buy it for some fun I bought too much with it I just bought too much Oh no, Bank (I think) I’m repossessed Took a whole bunch of my stuff, Dang! Pearls in yoyos, and pogo sticks! They took a while bunch of my stuff, Dang! The things that I got used to Like TP that’s 4-ply It’s like the more I spent the more they want They took my business ties (Oh no! Bank!) Oy Vey! I couldn’t pay Back off all my dues This can’t be real! (There goes my platform shoes!) And now they’ve got me pissed They say I’m full of greed It’s the fine print that I just didn’t read Hurl! (Crap! Oh no!) I am so full of fear It’s not just spare change Stuff’s removed I read their claim And now I am feelin’ screwed! Repossessed Took a whole bunch of my stuff, Crap! Like Hohos, and Snow Globes, and Oboes! Yikes! They took a whole bunch of my stuff, Crap! No dough now Dude, If I could make some green And pay these suckers back Yeah, a bit of green is all I need But my work makes me jack McJobs suck! And now they regain All the things I wear They want my toothbrush And Rogaine for my hair Still, They’ll keep robbing me Until I’m robbed blind Not metaphorically They took my contact eye I’m giving you a warning These banks won’t cheer If you take out a loan And you’re approved Then if you’re late When you’re paying off your dues (You’re) Repossessed They’ll take a whole bunch of your stuff, babe Screw you, Bank! “Warning: It may take half of your cash To buy it But you can believe it’s going to take the rest of your cash To keep it” Oh no, Bank! I’m Repossessed! They took a bunch of my stuff, Dang! Yeah, my Volvo, my Fro Glow, and Dodo birds Took a whole bunch of my stuff, Dang! Yup, Repossessed! Took way too much of my stuff, Damn! Oh Damn! My Dojo, my Tow Rope and Frodo ring Took a whole bunch of my stuff, Damn! Grrrrrrr!!! Repossessed You took a whole bunch of my stuff bank!
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