Personnae of the songwriter. Adult themes handled childishly. Barre chord driven satire.
Lyrics
( double verse) Bm, D, Db, F#
I wanna do you things
that'd make farm animals blush
And give what I think it takes
to give your body a rush
I'm not going to spare the rod
But I'm going to spoil you, child
And when I'm finished loving you
You'll feel both tamed and wild
( chorus ) E, A Bm, D, A
I'm going to let you in on all the
Things from the sites I've been
And I'm hoping you'll let me in
All the ways I've seen
All the ways I've seen repeat Bm, D, A
( verse )
I want to do you proud
I want to do you right
Wanna hear you scream out loud
And melt like butter inside
( chorus )
Get strapped in and grab a hold
I'll take you for a ride
Beyond your strangest fantasies
Show you another side
Show another side
( verse )
I wanna do you things
that'd make priests and nuns drop dead
Raise the roof, tear up the asphalt
Rip all the sheets of your bed
( chorus )
I'm going to let you in on all the
Things from the sites I've been
And I'm hoping you'll let me in
All the ways I've seen Bm, D, A...repeat to fade
All the ways I've seen
All the ways I've seen
All the ways I've seen
