Well I used to be able to tear down an engine and rebuild it in a night
Then me and my buddies would take it out and make sure that it ran right
Beer in the trunk—girls in the back—man that was a scene
But now I’m older and a little wiser and an expert on other things…them
Rugged baby buggy bumpers—rugged baby buggy bumpers
Runnin’ up and down the hall
Rugged baby buggy bumpers—rugged baby buggy bumpers
Don’t they beat all
They slide across the room—almost hit the dog
Spin it around and skim the wall
Them rugged baby buggy bumpers—rugged baby buggy bumpers
Coolest thing you ever saw
Well I used to think that I could race about as fast as anyone could
But as best as I could get it goin’ I really wasn’t very good
‘Cause these kids of mine they got speeds I just can’t believe
I guess they got it honest—I’m glad I lived to see…them
Rugged baby buggy bumpers—rugged baby buggy bumpers
Runnin’ up and down the hall
Rugged baby buggy bumpers—rugged baby buggy bumpers
Don’t they beat all
They roll into the kitchen—grab another juice
Back towards the TV just in time to block the news
Them rugged baby buggy bumpers—rugged baby buggy bumpers
Let ‘em go—what’s the use
Rugged—they’re built so rugged
Baby—don’t call ‘em babies
Buggy—sometimes they’re buggy
Bumpers—look out for the wall
Rugged baby buggy bumpers—rugged baby buggy bumpers
Runnin’ up and down the hall
Rugged baby buggy bumpers—rugged baby buggy bumpers
Don’t they beat all
They run all day—sleep all night
Make their Mom and Daddy’s world turn just right
Them rugged baby buggy bumpers—rugged baby buggy bumpers
Such a heartwarming sight
Rugged…baby…buggy…bumpers
