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Napkins (Suck)
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*New Demo Recording* Nobody likes it when there too many napkins in your McDonald's bag...here's our napkin-haters anthem. We speak for the world.
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David Conklin's Punk Rock style comes together with Jared Markson's Bluesy, folk rock style, to create comedic acoustic genius.
At 2am on New Years Day, Jared Markson, David Conklin, Joe Loeffler, Frank Nowinski and Brenten Foote were over Jared's house, when the three guys challenged David and Jared to a contest to see who could write the best song in 15 minutes. In that short period of time, the two produced their first song "Kill Yourselves" which completely ruined the other guys chances of winning the contest. Proud of their victory, Jared and David went on to write many new songs...in 15 minutes. Thus, Brothers of the Head was conceived. Not too many people take a band composed of a couple 19 and 20 year old kids seriously...but if you've listened to our songs, we don't take ourselves very seriously either. Take our music for what it's worth. We have so much fun writing new songs, and joking around. We only hope that people will find us comical as well. Also, if you couldn't tell, we're not English and there is no real reason that we speak in English accents. We thought it would be funny I guess...don't question our genius.
Song Info
Genre
Rock • Folk Rock
Charts
Peak #710
Peak in subgenre #52
Author
Conklin/Markson
Rights
2008
Uploaded
June 12, 2008
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MP3 2.9 MB • 128 kbps • 3:09
Story behind the song
Jared with the vocals, and David on Guitar and backing vocals. Another freestyle...this time it's about how much it sucks when fast food places give you so many napkins. Yeah, we went there. Believe it or not, the original (which is almost exactly identical to the new recording) was a fo' real freestyle. I came up with the guitar part on the spot, and Jared came up with lyrics based on the theme on the spot.
Lyrics
Is there a problem That you have with me? Is there a problem, I don't know if you can see, But you gave me thirty napkins... I only wanted three. Do you have a problem with me? Do you think that I'm sloppy, Or that I got no manners? Do you think that I'm messy, Or can't clean like Danny Tanner? Do you think that I'm angry, And will throw my food around? I'm getting so mad. You have given me so many napkins to have. I'm getting so mad. I'm getting so mad. Son of a bitch take them all back. I don't need 'em. I'm pretty clean When it comes to eating. I'm pretty clean When it comes to cleaning. I'm pretty clean When it comes to just about everything... And you give me thirty napkins? Fuck you. I'll cut your head, And I'll kill you, yeah. Then I'll take one of your napkins And I'll use it to absorb the blood. And I'll say "This is what these are for. Not when I eat...cause I'm clean you asshole." The various chains of fast food restaurants that give too many napkins, are Wendy's, who give only napkins, and don't even ask if you want any condiments...assholes. Burger King gives you a fair amount of napkins, but not as insulting as Wendy's. But still ugh. McDonald's, who tricks you into making you think that you don't get that much napkins...but I'm onto those slimy bastards. Taco Bell...they are the KING of over-napkin givers. If you order one Cheesy Fiesta Potato, you will get one spork and napkin combo pack. But God forbid you order ten of them, because you will get TEN...count 'em TEN spork and napkin combo packs! Ugh...I hate napkins. I only need one. That's all I need to have My little bit of food fun.
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