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General Tao
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Try to see life as a bowl of rice!!!
electronic funny shit montreal crap random brenda gunk stupid lyrics
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A random selection of crap mixed with a touch of stupid. Gunk is, not that it souldn't be, but hey gunk is everywhere...
In the depths of stupidity, one may find sharp glances at an underlying world of vicious instincts, and fearfull truths. These are matters in which the human mind can not control its course, and renders everything to the nonsense of life. Therefore, you can NOT enjoy this music, unless you are basking in the marvelous oceans of the most profound stupidity. We are pleased to be brought to you in a tall glass of beer.
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Genre
Electronic • IDM
Charts
Peak #1,496
Peak in subgenre #34
Author
GUNK/DuGuY
Rights
FMBM
Uploaded
May 28, 2008
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MP3 4.6 MB • 128 kbps • 5:03
Lyrics
I suddenly am wraped in an egg roll I cannot feel nothing but my soul I've got plum sauce rolling down my visage Please don't eat me fuckin' Fred Savage I'm General Tao, I'm spicy but I taste sweet I'll catch you on the flip side Cuz I'll fuck you up Tempura style I'm going right up your alley Gonna make you shit all gross and nasty You've got cramps for two days And that's because of me Chop suey five dollars Chop suey five twenty-five Chop suey five thirty-six Chop suey two bucks Try and see life as a bowl of rice I'm a bowl of rice, sitting on a table getting poked at I wish I were a fortune cookie I could die with some dignity You torture me with the sticks Pokin' n' prodin' in everything I get shoved in a doggy bag They brought me back to life just to eat my remains. I can feel my soul wraped in an egg roll, sinking in a hill of cabbage, cooked with the love of a sultry housewife. She dreams of pearly beads of sweat dripping from her bare bosom, raining down on my shimmering bald head. Indulging in a frenzy of dumpling-making, steamed, fried, baked and sautéed, she neglects her husband's needs for the benefit of asian food-cooking. In a world of mu-shu pork, singapore noodles and shitake mushrooms, she dreams only of General Tao...
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