Step in to the Hot Church every Sunday
and worship at the alter of the Sex Gods
You've got pay your tithe at the Hot Church
You've gotta slip five quid between the nubile lips
You can suck me under the pew
Lick my balls until I spooge in the collection plate
And we could have hot sex in the narthex
but don't blue ball me, baby in the rectory
or I'm gonna bust a nut
bust a nut
on your breast!
chest!
head!
neck region!
The Bishop's wife is a slut
and the Women's Auxilliary will take it in the butt
Pardon me Miss, might I lick you slit
on the alter, in the center of the Hot Church
We've got Santorum in a fur-lined chalice
We've got cum-stained glass
and the finest ass at the Hot Church
oh baby at the Hot Church
at the Hot Church
oh baby at the Hot Church