The female Charlie Sheen makes Spears look like apple pie!
I do stand-up comedy, as well as parody. I often imitate the recording artists when I parody their music.
My name is Rick Cormier. I am a singer/songwriter/musician/comedian. I love music and its' power to move people. I enjoy making people laugh.
Story behind the song
This is the only song in my catalog that I did not sing lead vocal on. The vocal was done by my friend, Dog E. Stiles, who also played the guitars on this song. Bass and backing vocals were done by Bill Rogers and, I wrote the lyric, did the drum track and sang backing vocals.
Lyrics
(Waste!)
Oh yes, what a nitwit, Lindsay Lohan!
(Waste!)
Way-ay-ay-asted, Lindsay Lohan
(Lindsay Lohan's so sad, she)
Oh yeah
(Spends all her time half in the bag, you see)
She's, she's Lindsay Lohan
(She's been wasted such a long time)
Oh yeah
(Doubt that girl could walk a straight line)
She's messed up again today
Yeah, her eyes look so far away
She's Lindsay Lohan, rich and free
But she's pathetic, pathetic to me
She's just standing there, staring, Lindsay Lohan
So vacantly
That mink she stole, should have known better
Than to pose in it for all to see
She's Lindsay Lohan
(Lindsay Lohan, I think she's)
Oh yeah
(About as smart as any chimpanzee)
She's, she's Lindsay Lohan
(She's been wasted such a long time)
Oh yeah
(Doubt that girl could walk a straight line)
So many days she's passed out, high
She makes Spears look like apple pie
Her mom and pop would like to forget her
Empty her room, ignore all her letters
She's Lindsay Lohan
(Lindsay Lohan, I think she's)
Oh yeah
(About as smart as any chimpanzee)
She's, she's Lindsay Lohan
(She's been wasted such a long time)
Oh yeah
(Doubt that girl could walk a straight line)
She's such a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Hey check her out, she sure looks high to me
Oh, you're a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just vanish like Greta and soon they'll forget
You're such a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Such a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit
So true...LMAO!!!