me and my microphone
sizzay. one man, one voice, one piece. wait, wat?
no, i don't watch japper cartoons.
Story behind the song
it was an art competition
Lyrics
what the fuck is this?
whats wrong with you faggots?
didn't you watch enough cartoons back when you were kids?
did your parents hold you captive in a cellar or what?
so, i've heard about this contest.
you don't even need to check out the other stuff,
because this will blow your fuckin head off.
so lemme get this started...
you know who that is, it's me, sizzay, from 4chat.
lemme tell you a little story about 4chan and the guys there and stuff...
it was a while ago, when i first came to 4chan
a mate shown me whats goin on there,
it was late 05, i just turned 18,
a lot of shit that i have seen
one day i came home, lurkin a bit
i wondered whats with all that furry shit
pink and purple faggy turtles
foxes and dogs, in human shape
busy with a furry rape.
i was like i beg at your pardon
what's with all that amature porn
and fantasy animal fucking
that shit is so disgusting,
not approved by buddha
cuz it's so off the line,
like a broken router.
so what's wrong with you guys,
sittin all day at home, pressin f5
doin shit, watchin shota porn
jerkin off to pencil drawn
with the fuck'in down syndrome.
let me get this straight,
you really believed in the black bible rape?
on a bright sunny day, you would stay
in the house, movin the mouse
clicky clicky, breaking internet vows.
like a sick kiddy, torutring his kitty with a big ass plow.
nine f jay, lucas and all guys from jew sa,
turret and loooo from the uk,
aka 4chat, grow up guys, life's not a vidya game.
why don't you learn japanese
and move to kobe,
it would certainly please
your frontal lobe,
being among these other furfags,
you could found a town called fairfax.
niggers, lurkin all the time
desu desu, furry furry
wankin in a hurry
like your mommy gonna catch ya
same with the pokemans and ash ketchum
speakin of those little shits
so i've heard you like mudkips.
motivational posters, here and there
man that shit is everywhere.
you can't run and you can't hide
because that shit's worldwide
rule 34 applies,
and the dude abides..
