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toasterphilia
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Ever felt like your toaster is flirting with you?
comedy satire imadique scott hackett
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Mostly acoustic, genre's attempted include: Folk, Blues, Rock, Funk, Jazz, Pop, comedy Usually a mix of all that stuff.
The deal with soundclick is that I really use it more as an archive these days than any sort of promotional tool - i.e. it's not updated anywhere near as often, I don't really log in much either. so if you wish to communicate or for more action though you should head to myspace: www.myspace.com/hotshackett Yeah. I have finished an E.P, you can hear most of it over there at myspace or the whole thing at mp3.com.au/scotthackett . Might put it here eventually.
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Genre
Rock Folk Rock
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#937 in subgenre Peak #31
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Peak #375
Author
scott hackett
Rights
Scott Hackett 2008
Uploaded
May 02, 2008
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MP3 3.5 MB 128 kbps 3:52
Story behind the song
Inspired by the guy who got arrested for copulating with a picnic table.
Lyrics
Well you've always been part of my daily routine, I'm greeted each morning by your L.E.D, I can sure push your buttons and you know how to please, But I've never told you what you mean to me. It's against the advice of my therapist but, I can't keep on trying to pretend I'm not, In love with my toaster I bought for ten bucks, Though I would have paid more 'cos without you I'm lost. (spoken interlude: "Hey I like your name by the way. Sunbeam...well you sure light up my life. Were your parents hippies? Mine were evangelists...") People think I'm weird for my taste in appliances, But I can't stop hearing consent in their silences, With my partners so far the one problem's been mould, Except for the freezer - she wasn't just frigid, man, she was cold. But with you it's better 'cos no matter what, I know my exertions will earn a response, So I drop my bread missile into your hot slot, And prepare lubrication to spread when you pop. The manufacturer warranties three years of lovin', So I'll call you Crumpet if you call me Muffin.
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