The loser is alive and well
We're an eclectic group of winos and scofflaws just rolling with the flow.
Lyrics
Classic Example
© Ben Burton APRIL 27, 2008
CHORUS 1
Well, he's a classic example of what you shouldn't be
When you're grown up, out on your own, living independently
Yeah, he's a classic example of what you shouldn't say
Don't wanna hear or give a big rat's rear, but he says it anyway
V1
Some's born for stardom
They always shine
While second fiddles
We have to wait in line
Then there's another
A different guy
Who was born to drive folks crazy
Cause he just don't realize
CHORUS 2
That he's a classic example of what you shouldn't wear
If there's a place..to hang some bling, he'll be sure to have it there
Cause he's a classic example of why you should finish school
You'll know not to flirt with ev'ry single skirt, cause you'll know you ain't that cool
V2
In any city
Both near and far
You'll find him sitting
At every bar
It's hard to miss him
Even in the dark
Cause that cheap cologne he's wearing
It's enough to make you barf
CHORUS 3
Cause he's a classic example of a Momma's cruelest dream
He thinks he has..the leading role..and he's stealing every scene
Yes, he's a classic example of a clueless, classless man
But what gets me mad, this guy ain't ever sad, some nights I want to be like him
REPEAT CH 1
Well, he's a classic example of what you shouldn't be
When you're grown up, out on your own living independently
Yeah, he's a classic example of what you shouldn't say
Don't wanna hear or give a big rat's rear, but he says it anyway
