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The Downside of Life
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Living it up on the downside of life.
Songwritingranny is a "one woman band" (so far) who writes and sings her own songs listed on this site and makes her own "raw home demos" using music from her little Yahama Keyboard. She is a "wannabe" singer and knows nothing about chords or writing music but loves the craft of songwriting. She writes about whatever comes to mind with the intent of bringing laughter, tears, pleasure and sometimes advice to her listeners. She hopes you enjoy her songs and would like to hear from you if you do. She wants to hear only positive feedback....life is too short for negative remarks. She wishes you the best in all things. If you want a copy of any of her songs, just send her an email message at songwritingranny@yahoo.com and she'll send you an MP3. You can also see my song videos on Youtube..search for Songwritingranny.
Song Info
Genre
Alternative Indie
Charts
Peak #644
Peak in subgenre #125
Author
Pat Bishop
Rights
2007
Uploaded
April 20, 2008
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.2 MB 128 kbps 3:32
Lyrics
THE DOWNSIDE OF LIFE By Patricia T. Bishop ©2007 He woke up one morning in a cold wet sweat He could barely turn his head for the pain in his neck He drove to the doctor who took x-rays Shined a light in his eyes, cleared his throat and said “You’re on …. the downside of life” “You’re on …. the downside of life” He said “Doctor Doc what do you mean by that?” He said “You’re just gettin’ old and you’re way too fat You need to eat right; get some exercise Get rid of that stress building up inside” “Cuz you’re on… the downside of life” “You’re on……the downside of life” It sure is hard to have to face the truth That your body’s getting old when your mind’s thinking youth He looked at himself in a mirror on the wall Saw a great big belly and a head gettin’ bald He was on ….the downside of life He was on…..the downside of life Made up his mind to take the doctor’s advice With the years he had left he was gonna live’em right He joined Weight Watchers; got a black toupee Signed with Bally’s Gym the very next day He was on … the downside of life He was on … the downside of life (Well) he heard somewhere the best thing for stress Is a real good woman and a lot of great sex Got some Viagra from the Wal-Mart store Met a fine lady walking out of the door He was on….the downside of life He was on….the downside of life Repeat last verse…(Yeah).... Tag to Fade Now he’s living it up; yeah, he’s living it up …. Living it up ….on the downside of life He’s living it up, yeah, he’s living it up Living it up….on the downside of life
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