Name: Suction Cup Pussy
Duration: 4 min
Channel: P. Grenier
Description: License options are available for this song. A song about a girl named Suzy. She's a janitor down at the mall. She has no legs. This is her story.

Suction Cup Pussy

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A song about a girl named Suzy. She's a janitor down at the mall. She has no legs. This is her story.

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Clitty Litter

Clitty Litter is the epitome of infectious adult comedy. Enjoy the ride!

I think the band name says it all, don't you? We're a Montreal Canada based band that have just lost their mind. "Explicit" is a conservative adjective when it comes to our lyrics. Get ready to have me stuck in your head.

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy - Adult

Charts

Peak #42

Peak in subgenre #4

Author

P. Grenier

Rights

2004

Uploaded

April 14, 2008

Track Files

MP3

MP3 3.7 MB • 128 kbps • 4:00

Lyrics

Now here’s a tale, and it ain’t tall
‘Bout a girl named Suzy that worked down at the mall
She was a janitor, or so they say
Scrubbing those filthy floors from day to day  (But listen to this)

Well with no legs, she used her snatch
And with a little touch of Ajax dusted on her patch
She stuck here and there and didn’t release
Till she picked up each and every little tiny piece… of crap 
(Take it away Suzy)

She’s got a suction cup pussy
Never will you find her with 2 feet on the floor
She’s got a suction cup pussy
She aint got no legs so she just sticks to the floor
You best beware the suction cup pussy
Once it gets a grip it may never let go
So step aside for the suction cup pussy
Don’t let it get a grip cause it may never let go

When night time came and after hours
She called upon her secret magic powers
Peeling back her callused clit
Her swollen red pussy would start to belch and spit

With 2 hands she hopped around
Her sticky wet pussy clinging to the ground    
She picked up paper, plastic, glass and dust
Gravel gum and even cigarette butts   (Like this)

	 Chorus:   X 1

	 I’ve known Suzy for 20 some odd years now. We used to call her Suzy Snatch Stick. She’s come a long way from unblocking toilets with that suction cup pussy of hers… MMM She so fine!

	 Chorus:   X 1½

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