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Matrimonay!
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A parody of 'That's Amore' by Dean Martin....Recorded by the talented Below Average Dave...a song about a not-so-happy day.
parody robertson amiright kristof
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Welcome to Kristofland! Like Disneyland, but with larger mice....
Not a band...just me, an Aussie parodist with a penchant for the risque. Living in London (where I'm exposed to risqueness on a daily basis) and a long-term member of the Amiright parody community (www.amiright.com) This is just a bit of fun, as I really can't sing for toffee......
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Podcasts • Comedy
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#2,432 today Peak #11
#537 in subgenre Peak #6
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Kristof Robertson (lyrics) B.A. Dave (vocals)
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April 07, 2008
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MP3 2.7 MB • 128 kbps • 2:58
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[WEDDING PLANNER] The wedding march Begins to play You're feeling sick You're gonna spray [DINO] When you're due to be wed, you may be filled with dread Matrimonay! You proposed after sex, now she actually expects Matrimonay! She makes plans: honeymoon in France, no more one night stands So one ev'ning you tell 'er "This is mad! Look at Jen and Brad, and your mom and dad Liz Burton's many fellers" She replies with a smirk, "I'm expecting, you jerk!" You shout, "NO WAY!" And her catholic folks know some sizable blokes With crowbars Your expression is glum, coz you'd rather bull-run In Pamplonay Chapel's booked, goose is cooked; like a flounder, you're hooked Matrimonay! [PRIESTS] Wedding dress trimmed with lace is as white as your face Matrimonay! [DINO] Nein! Non! No! Nay! [GROOMSMEN] And the bridesmaids she chose: either obese or ho's Oh, if onl-ay [DINO] Yeah, if onl-ay You had checked, condom was intact, promise you'd retract Coz you're weak-willed and yeller [PHOTOGRAPHER] Really yeller! Yeller feller! [DINO] Sure, she'd cry: but you wouldn't dierunning from some guy Who is built like Godzilla [BIG GUY] I'm Godzilla! [FATHER OF THE BRIDE] It's her fairytale day, but it's you who must pay [DINO] Get a loan, eh? [BRIDE] Get a loan! Yay! [DINO] The bank manager said your cre-dit's in the red [BANK MANAGER] Real tough luck [DINO] So a loan from her pop (who's a wiseguy) will stop Broken bones, say [WISEGUYS] From Fat Ton-ay! [DINO] See the schmuck in a tux who has run out of luck; Matrimonay!
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