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Call Mr. Fixit
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Straight-up blues rocker that celebrates Mr. Fixit, the guy who can solve all a girl's problems, from a worthless boyfriend to water weight gain.
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It's called Maximum Honky Tonk, and no one plays it like Bob Wire. Country, blues, rockabilly, folk, and some good ol' rock and roll. Honest, smart and funny.
Funniest blog on the web? Judge for yourself at NewWest.net/BobWire. You won't regret it. I swear. This is Butt-twitchin' country music for adults with a brain and a sense of humor! Bob Wire writes catchy, original songs with a twisted perspective that puts him way out in the left field of Nashvegas. Bob sez: Hank Jr. is the disease, and Hank Sr. is the cure.
Song Info
Genre
Blues • Blues Rock
Charts
Peak #109
Peak in subgenre #40
Author
Bob Wire
Rights
2008 Bob Wire Music
Uploaded
March 19, 2008
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MP3 2.9 MB • 160 kbps • 3:12
Story behind the song
It's just a fun romp that I hung over a standard 16-bar blues progression. Chock full of innuendo and wholesome goodness.
Lyrics
You say your life’s a drag, nothin’ goin’ on but the rent Every time you get a paycheck it’s already spent Your man ain’t good for nothing ‘cept pitching a tent Chorus Call Mr. Fixit He likes to get with it You got a problem, he can lick it He’ll put some gravy on your biscuit You got the batter, he will mix it Call Mr. Fixit You say your hate your job but you’re afraid to quit You’ve lost another boyfriend who’s afraid to commit You’re retaining water and your jeans don’t fit (not even the “fat” jeans) Chorus Call Mr. Fixit He’ll tell your boss where to stick it He’ll help you write your own ticket He’ll have you chirping like a cricket If you need your ass kicked he kicks it Call Mr. Fixit
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