I roll like a ball what a clever simile
Say my name lata, but now I rap in anonymity
I am cool, that may seem a bit blunt
But don't playa hate on me or you gonna get a punt
In your face, so you don't wanna run a race
Against me cuz I'm speedy like some guy who just got sprayed with mace
I'm gonna say some syllables to take up this measure
Then rap another verse later just for rappin pleasure
My names Vanilla Bean Speck, I bounce like a Philippine check
I'm a vironmental architect, so I built a green deck
I rap like a guy who's really good at rappin
While you rap like a guy who is currently all nappin
And I'm freestylin this song, oh wait thats a lie
I am just that lying kind of guy
My cousin made me do this he's an evil little boy
He thinks I'm just some kinda guy to annoy
And he has brown hair so hes not really a hoberg
Know what rhymes with hoberg that's right no word
