The Liquor Song

Guitar Jim Cunningham

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just when you think you can get someone drunk and take advantage of them ........

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Guitar Jim Cunningham

Just trying to put what's inside my head out for others to hear. I don't use any shortcuts what you hear is what i played .Every insturment !

I guess I am the band . i play guitar, mandolin, dobro, keyboards and am currently learning the fiddle. I'll admit that the fiddle is the most painfull insturment i have tried. Now, my house band -Louie (The Lazy Lizard) and The HousePets consist of -Louie (Crested Gecko) on lead vocals and ruthem guitar, Coco (the dog) Lead guitar , Keybords, and back-up vocals, Shady Kitty (Black cat) Bass and some vocals, and last but in this case least Katy Cricket and the Crickettes on fiddle and back-up vocals (The members of the Crickettes come and go as Louie has a bad habitt of eating them for lunch !

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy - Adult

Charts

#217 in subgenre Peak #3

Charts

Peak #43

Author

M.J. Cunningham

Rights

2007 m.Cunningham

Uploaded

March 16, 2008

Track Files

MP3

MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 3:45

Lyrics

The Liquor Song

	Well, I was sitting in the bar - just the other day

	Just mindin' my own buisness - and just putting a few away

	She asked did i mind - if she pulled up a chair 

	So like the gentleman - i've always been - I bought that girl a beer

 			( tempo doubles bpm )

	Now she looked to all the world - just like the kind of girl

	Who'd get a little buzz - and loose her inhibitions

	And I'm the kind of guy - who's always had a roveing eye

	So I decided then that - I was on a mission !


	I fed her seven draws - in record time

(spoken) I said ,"But , baby this old draw beer's never been a real strong suit of mine

	I've always liked Tequila - I find that it hits much quicker

(spoken) So , let's go down to this little private club i know and see how you hold your liquor


	Well, twelve shooters later - and twelve limes

	I was nearly blind - but she was still doing fine !

	She didn't look that tough - but she could handle her hard stuff !

	I was crashed and burned - and she still hadn't had enough !
			(insturmental break)

	I woke up the next morning - i this cold , strange motel bed 

	with all these funny little scratch marks - on both sides of my head

	The worst hangover - that I have had in years 

	 I know how she holds her liquor now - Right by the ears !


	Yes , she holds her liquor by the ears

	she holds her liquor by the ears

	She didn't look that tough but she sure handled MY hard stuff

	I was fried and died - but she still hasn't had enough !


	So if you see that girl today - you just tell her I said cheers!

	I know how - she holds her liquor now - Right By THE EARS !
			Copyright 2007 M.Cunningham

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