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Nerd with an Attitude
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A revenge of the nerd sort of song about how high school students who do well in math & science are considered uncool, but later in life they are hot prospects for women looking for a man who is successful with a high income. But it's too late.
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A mainly one-person band featuring strong vocals and guitar back-up, playing a variety of songs in a rock, folk, and pop blend. The songs range from science ner
Cosmos II is the pseudonym of Alan Marscher, a professor of astronomy at Boston University. Usually, he performs alone on guitar and vocals. The songs are all originals composed and copyrighted by Marscher. Some are "science nerd" songs that Cosmos II performs to science students at B.U. The majority, though, are just general songs about life, love, the pursuit of happiness and meaning, and various other random topics. Most of the songs are in English, while some are in Russian, the country where Marscher's wife, Svetlana hails from. The style is a mixture of rock, pop, and folk - what is often termed "adult contemporary." Many are humorous - e.g., "Medical Miracle" about how Viagra has revitalized a lot of middle-aged men or "Relatively Weird" about the wonders and perils of traveling around at near-light speeds. Others are philosophical, such as "All from Nothing?" about how the universe came to exist and "Elusive Truth" that asks whether absolute truth can exist. Some are just plain love songs - an example is "Together or Apart" - and others are love-is-difficult songs, like "Winter's Darkness." Laughs and tears for everyone! Marscher recorded all of the songs himself on a small digital recorder. He doesn't have loads of free time, so he hasn't worked hard enough to remove imperfections, add a drum pattern, etc. But most songs have harmony and are at least at the "demo" level of quality. Friends who have listened to them have neither gone mad nor rushed the CD to the local recycling center. More importantly to Cosmos II, Marscher can listen to them without wretching in horror over the slight mis-timings of the different tracks and other imperfections.
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Podcasts Comedy
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Peak #8
Peak in subgenre #3
Author
Alan Marscher
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1996 by Alan Marscher
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March 15, 2008
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MP3 2.4 MB 128 kbps 2:35
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At the high school reunion I had a real strange union of my latent fears with my pride She used to be a cutey, a real high school beauty with a handsome jock right by her side The homecoming queen would never be seen with a nerdy science geek like me Now she's no longer comely, in fact she's plump and homely, looks at least 10 years older than me She says I remember you, I thought you were so uncool, you acted way too smart in school I see you're now successful, but my life's just a mess full of broken dreams with men so cruel She said "let's get out of here, I know a quiet bar that's near, we can talk and take the rest from there" I didn't know quite what to say, I had no easy getaway, my old resentment caused me to say "Wel, you really must be joking or that cigarette you're smoking has emptied what little was in your head Now I know that Cupid is really pretty stupid, why don't you just go drop dead? I don't mean to be rude, and it might seem crude, but I'm really not in the mood If my opinion be known, I think you've reaped what you've sown, you're the source of sorrow that has grown I'll put it another way so I won't be misconstrued, I think you're being lewd, it's not 'cause I'm a prude I'm just a nerd...with an attitude! You're worst nightmare has come true, and *I* am snubbing *you*! 'Cause I'm a nerd...yes, I'm a nerd...no, I'm a *former* nerd A former nerd...with an attitude!"
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