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The Living Teddy Bear (Bon Jovi Parody)
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Tommy (from the original song) and the story of how he was 'down on his luck' as a little kid.
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I'm a filmmaker and song parodies which works out in my favorite because then I can make music videos for my song parodies. I've been writing song parodies for
I'm just a silly guy who writes about silly things and occasionally sings silly things, I also like to record silly things on tape (as well as serious things. I'm a film student and if I don't update this too soon I'm a film maker). I started liking song parodies when I heard Weird Al Yankovic and even went to his concerts a few times. I also like other parodists such as Cledus T Judd and Bob Rivers. Some independent ones as well such as The Great Luke Ski, Below Average Dave, Jeff Reuben, and Spaff.com/Robert Lund. Even artists that don't specialize in song parodies I'm a big fan of as well such as Robert Cheese (a guy who takes popular songs and gives them the piano lounge treatment). Tenacious D, The Lonely Island, Flight of the Conchords, and Stephen Lynch are my other favorite comedy artists.
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Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #15
Peak in subgenre #3
Author
Matthias (Featuring Below Average Dave)
Rights
February 21st, 2007
Uploaded
February 22, 2008
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MP3 4.0 MB • 128 kbps • 4:19
Story behind the song
I needed to come up with something that was both Emo/Punk/Metal and Toys/Games... Thus the creation of this. This came in 3rd place for Decathlon: Mark 2, Event 4: Toys and Games. Thanks to Jeff Reuben for the request.
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(You should be careful Of what you wish for) Tommy moved away from his buds Such a depressed tyke A stuffed bear named Judd’s His friend, One friend Santa heard this small child say “I wish Judd were alive so we could go and play Dear God, Dear God” He went and granted Tom’s wish, but Judd’s not nice He’s getting into trouble, and the curtains are sliced In the clam chowder adds his own “spice” Oh God! He’s the Anti-Christ!!! Whoa! Now Tom is scared! Whoa! Living Teddy Bear! Barbie’s head Nailed to a chair! Whoa! Living Teddy Bear! Tommy needs a shotgun and glock On his Etch-A-Sketch a Pentagram Is chalked (No bluff, Mischeif) Sacrificing Tommy’s Gameboy A hex he recites To the devil Tommy is annoyed (Damn toy!) Judd turned the Toy Box into a shrine He raised a toast to Satan and he drank all dad’s wine On Beanie Baby skulls he dines Oh No! Show this on Dateline!!! Whoa! A kid's nightmare Whoa! Living Teddy Bear! Chucky’s bland Nothing in compare Whoa! Living Teddy Bear! Satan’s Teddy Bear!!! Although he looks like Winnie The Pooh If you sleep at night you’ll be used in Voodoo Whoa! Satanic glare Whoa! Hear him cuss and swear Pray for help From that Buzz Lightyear Whoa! Living Teddy Bear! Whoa! He’s Hitler’s heir Whoa! Toys beyond repair! Make a wish But please beware Of... The Living Teddy Bear! (Fade out into blackness)
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